Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

A quote from the movie Heathers
Also a random phrase to say if ya dun fucked up, wanna be fucked with chainsaws, or if you just feel like saying some weird ass phrase.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Do I look like Mother Teresa?!

by do-you-even-hansen January 31, 2018

got fucked in the Drive-THRU

When someone doesn't get their complete order in a Drive-THRU Restaurant or Coffee Shop. Got Fucked In The Drive-THRU.

An incomplete order done by total retards in Most restaurants or Coffee Shop's Drive-THRU Thus, You Just Got Fucked in the drive-THRU.

Not to be confused with getting free sex or getting laid From Bitches at a Drive-THRU.

Example #1: Dude # 1. Yo! Dude Where's My straw for my soft drink? What no fork?
Dude # 2. I don't Know? It should all be in you bag dude. Hey You got any ketchup in your order? I don't have any for my fries? Oh no where's my super duper Bacon double pickle triple cheese burger I ordered! dude I don't fucking believe it! Those Idjits didn't put it in my bag Dude! I got Fucked in the Drive-THRU!
Dude # !. You know It Dude ! We Got Fucked in The Drive-THRU!
Dude #2 Should we drive all the way back to Big Prick Burger Joint and get our order done right from them Idjit Retard Drive-THRU Bitches. Man This is fucked up! Dude I hate This Shit Service. I got fucked in the drive-THRU!

Example #2: Girl#1 At A Coffee Sop Drive-THRU Ordering. Could I please have a Extra large Crappachino with whipped cream and fudge brownie toppings thanks.
Girl#2 says gee I hope they get the order right. The last time I ordered here They didn't make my order properly they forgot to give me my Donuts! I got Fucked in the Drive-THRU!
Girls get the order and drive away. Girl #1. Notices there is no fudge brownie toppings on her Crapachino coffee she ordered and her donuts are missing. What The Fuck where's the fudge? Girl#2 says see I told you what those fuckers do! You got fucked in the Drive-THRU!

by DIRTY BIRD WORD February 11, 2010

Anywhere I Fucking Please

Someone who doesn't give a damn about any kind of rule because whatever it is, it doesn't apply to them.

White store clerk: Sir. Please don't bring your Pit-bull in the supermarket.

PIMP: I'll bring my dog Anywhere I Fucking Please.

Property Owner: Hi, Please don't get to your section 8 apartment through my fenced in backyard and look in my windows.

asshole: I'll walk Anywhere I Fucking Please.

by The other Homeboy December 25, 2008

someones fucking your bitch

When you drop the blunt during a smoke session, mainly marijuana or tabaco

Here jerry, take this
Okay! *drops it*
Someones fucking your bitch jerry!!

by UnToastedToast November 5, 2021

Fuck it, we ball

When you don’t care about something, but then do great at it.

CALEB DON’T PARTY

Fuck it, we ball

by Griffin :/ November 29, 2022

fuck your mother backwards

It means to fuck some ones mother backwards. almost as if you where to fuck them the wrong way. commonly used as an insult to tell some one

1- to fuck there mother

2- in a way that would be back to front and all wrong

3- to insult someones intelligence and mother.

jack mason: Rob you eat balls
Rob Harvey: Go fuck your mother backwards

by robertH1230123 February 12, 2010

I'll fuck your mouth

A surprisingly non-derogatory way to greet someone in the state of Indiana. Perfectly acceptable to say to your wife or co-worker. Can also be used to express dissatisfaction over being asked to perform a useless task. Can also be shortened to simply "your mouth" if you are saying it to someone in front of children or at church.

David: *walks up to work area* "Blumping?"

Jason: "I'll fuck your mouth."

David: "but you have syphilis"

Jason: "I got it from your dad"

David: "can you fix this part for me?"

Jason: "I'LL FUCK YOUR MOUTH!"

by Pontigram March 27, 2012