Your Burden

a term used in a situation when something happens and you either blame it on the person next you or have the person next you deal with saying "your burden" and walking away

lilly & kate are talking
sam(runs up to both lilly and kate):
sarah herd tom cheated on her with one of her friends!

lilly: your burden. (walks away)

by gah!queen November 06, 2008

what you're doing with your mouth is illegal

you are being a dickrider or you are on somebody's dick

James: your shirt is mad ugly, you need to throw that shit away
Jerry: what you're doing with your mouth is illegal

by Canarsie57 December 17, 2021

Your butt

It pretty goes at the end of every statement

Girl 1: where are you going?
Girl 2: in your butt

by Fooksutwo11689 November 18, 2019

stomp a mudhole in your ass

to be beaten senseless or near death not being able to fight back

dude if you keep letting your dogs tear up my property im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass

man are you threatening me

no dude im just telling you to keep your dogs off my property or im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass

ok man i got you

by bluebear January 14, 2025

get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 01, 2011

Juggle your cheese

When you are angry at your fellow chef for handling Camembert disrespectfully when it’s a delicate cheese.

Oi mate! Don’t juggle your cheese like that.. You’re gonna upset it’s feeling. Cunt.

by Bickerith May 31, 2019

Upgrade Your Shade

Used when the shade someone is throwing is overused, or poorly conceived.

- "You’re more eager than Trump at a tanning convention!"

- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”

by adroxx April 27, 2023