you don't want it

You don't want success or to achieve something great, e.g. 100k on YouTube

"you don't want it bro" you'd be more consistent if you really wanted it.

by zurap February 14, 2024

that’s what you do

The answer to a question which is pretty much obvious

Tina: Why’d you take that bandage off your head?! That shit is bleeding!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 09, 2024

See you later, 'nvestigator!

Don't talk to da police!

Special Agent Johnson: Hello, can I talk to you for a moment?
You: Sorry, I do not speak to da Ef-Bee-Aye!
Special Agent Johnson: But I just wanna ask if you happen to know anything about ---
You: See you later, 'nvestigator!

by QuacksO November 08, 2023

Haha got you

I just waisted your time 😪 now go back to what ever you were doing

*post about it* go search haha got you on urban dictionary *friend goes and searches...*

by January 14, 2021

Glad to meet you!

Glad to meet you!

Glad to meet you!

by March 30, 2022

Don’t you dare

I’m warning you... If you do that, you’ll pay for it

“Don’t you dare eat the sandwich I left in the fridge!”

by what’sapseudonym October 19, 2020

Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.

If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.

by QuacksO February 28, 2020