national send your girl nudes day

june 1st.

hey it’s national send your girl nudes day! hit her up with a spicy pic... with consent.

by ilikecock7492 May 31, 2021

Marry your friends oc day

U like your friends oc(original character)?well use this day marry them,June 1st marry your friends oc day

You:I I’m gonna marry your oc

Friend:What no you can’t

You:yes I can it’s marry your friends oc day

by Eggy eggs May 31, 2021

Chimp on your shoulder

Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"

by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021

National Smack your sister day

Smack your sister on August 8th

Smack your sis National Smack your Sister Day

by Smack your sis August 8, 2021

Yoke your goke

To masturbate, to jerk off, to “jerk your gerkin”

Also can be spelled the traditional way of “yolk your goke”.

Friend: “hey wanna play Pokémon cards dude”?

13 year old me: “can’t dude, I recently discovered girls, gotta go....to the bathroom for bout 10 min...

Friend: “ahh gotta go yoke your goke, understandable”.

by KingTysyshween August 8, 2021

Your friends

A friend of yours,who is someone who you can tell anything,just make sure they aren’t fake by telling a fake secret.

Hey Dan! I wanna see your friends.

by Lolip August 9, 2021

National Spend Time with your girl day

Every year for 3 days, this national event happens, all that happens is men/boys need to spend time with there girlfriend. You may spend time with your girl, but these 3 days are just for your girl, not for anyone else, just your loved one!

Boy: Hey, Let’s hangout today, I want to spend every second of the day with you, Come sleep at mine for 3 days!

Girl: Why three days?

Boy: Because it’s National Spend Time With Your Girl Day! And, I love you

by JXDXR August 10, 2021