The living hell most kids have to go through for so many fucking years of their life. School is not only a waste of a persons childhood, but is a waste brain cells. Kids will compare school to prison, because it has similar characteristics (if not the same) to prison. School crams useless information into kids brains and makes them regurgitate all of that shit on tests, and forget what they just "learned¨. And who can forget that "food" at the cafeteria. Cafeteria food is probably made of Styrofoam and animal ass. PE makes kids "get fit" and are called "lazy" if they cannot do what they are suppose to do in PE, even though they spend most of their time at school sitting on their asses.
Martin: I have 17 assignments to do before tomorrow.
Chris: I had detention for 3 FUCKING HOURS!
Jack: what did we just learn?
Martin: I have no fucking idea.
Chris: School is hell.
Jack and Martin: Agreed.
Chris: I had detention for 3 FUCKING HOURS!
Jack: what did we just learn?
Martin: I have no fucking idea.
Chris: School is hell.
Jack and Martin: Agreed.
by superMinecraftcats December 11, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. h block fuckin stinks like fanny and poo and old women bread that has been soaked in piss. everyones annoying and loud and sheeple. the headteacher looks like a white version of shrek with a pennywise hairline. new pregnancy every week.
by makapakalolll March 22, 2025
Get the alleynes high schoolmug. A place where you're never good enough; where fun and mental health are seen as unnecessary; a place that makes things difficult, and then tells you to get through without actually helping.
by et-ATK April 27, 2023
Get the schoolmug. Beacon primary school is a shit school lets be honest.
It is a school with a big budget that is focused on tormenting the students
The school takes pride in being a future school but most of the students there end up having no future
There are some nice teachers there but most of the teachers are hell-bent on giving the students traumatic experiences.
The students also can be quite horny with some instances of piak-piaking
Most students in Beacon are big bullies that are self-entitled.
It is a school with a big budget that is focused on tormenting the students
The school takes pride in being a future school but most of the students there end up having no future
There are some nice teachers there but most of the teachers are hell-bent on giving the students traumatic experiences.
The students also can be quite horny with some instances of piak-piaking
Most students in Beacon are big bullies that are self-entitled.
Nobody: What primary school are you from?
Average bacon student: I'm from Beacon primary school the atas one
Nobody: -leaves-
Average bacon student: *cries in baconism*
Average bacon student: I'm from Beacon primary school the atas one
Nobody: -leaves-
Average bacon student: *cries in baconism*
by beaconBaconsamething June 5, 2022
Get the Beacon primary schoolmug. secondary school situated on a big hill in bitterne park, southampton, it is the DEADEST PLACE
i’m jk it’s actually not too bad….. the music department is top tier. the popular kids are from an entirely different realm however.
all the roadmen from year 7 thinking they’re on badness have somehow disintegrated because no one gives a shit anymore. the food is decent but was better in 2019 #bringbackbrownies. however they want to change the school logo and values which is actually scrap worthy because it doesnt need fixing.
some of the people are awful but mr ingamells is an absolute LAD. love him.
girls if you want a man from this school then run for the hills…. they’re all very unattractive.
EARA days actually slap though!
the headteacher is a little welsh man and he was involved in a student waterfight in the atrium because he thinks he’s on badness too. mr hellyer was the best head of year.
real talk, WHY is the building so ugly? what on earth are those random yellow squares on the walls?? and why is the field in the shape of an L
i’m jk it’s actually not too bad….. the music department is top tier. the popular kids are from an entirely different realm however.
all the roadmen from year 7 thinking they’re on badness have somehow disintegrated because no one gives a shit anymore. the food is decent but was better in 2019 #bringbackbrownies. however they want to change the school logo and values which is actually scrap worthy because it doesnt need fixing.
some of the people are awful but mr ingamells is an absolute LAD. love him.
girls if you want a man from this school then run for the hills…. they’re all very unattractive.
EARA days actually slap though!
the headteacher is a little welsh man and he was involved in a student waterfight in the atrium because he thinks he’s on badness too. mr hellyer was the best head of year.
real talk, WHY is the building so ugly? what on earth are those random yellow squares on the walls?? and why is the field in the shape of an L
by phoebebuffay909 August 13, 2023
Get the bitterne park schoolmug. Being the most an athletic guy in elementary school or something meant that you were one of the popular boys, and every other guy wants to be you friend.
Did you see Chad do a 1 mile sprint? - Sam
Yeah, I wanna be his friend so badly man.- Jadiel
He is also The most athletic guy in school right now.. - Garfield
Yeah, I wanna be his friend so badly man.- Jadiel
He is also The most athletic guy in school right now.. - Garfield
by EpixxPerson March 19, 2022
Get the The most athletic guy in schoolmug. Let’s say you’re in Science or Religious Study’s, and the teacher is talking but all you hear is
“Blablablabla”
And you are sooooo zoned out of the lesson
YOU. ARE. BORED
So how the heck do you entertain yourself? Well what I do. I get a piece of paper (secretly) and start drawing or writing the alphabet. What else can you do when you’re bored? Draw on your hand, chew gum, play with your pen, look at the classroom and just read stuff on the wall, stare at a clock, cock.
“Blablablabla”
And you are sooooo zoned out of the lesson
YOU. ARE. BORED
So how the heck do you entertain yourself? Well what I do. I get a piece of paper (secretly) and start drawing or writing the alphabet. What else can you do when you’re bored? Draw on your hand, chew gum, play with your pen, look at the classroom and just read stuff on the wall, stare at a clock, cock.
Boredom in school
Macy-Hey, pst Natalie
Natalie-what?
Macy-I’m bored out of my mind
Natalie-Deal with it
Macy-but-
Miss teacher-MACY-SHUT THE FCk UP
Macy-*sigh* ok
*starts playing with a pen*
*chews gum*
*draws on table*
Miss Teacher-OI STOP FCKING DRAWING ON THE TABLE BTCH
Macy-nah fuck off bTCH
Demi-*gasp*
Adam-looks around
Bella-Holy fuvk
Macy-Hey, pst Natalie
Natalie-what?
Macy-I’m bored out of my mind
Natalie-Deal with it
Macy-but-
Miss teacher-MACY-SHUT THE FCk UP
Macy-*sigh* ok
*starts playing with a pen*
*chews gum*
*draws on table*
Miss Teacher-OI STOP FCKING DRAWING ON THE TABLE BTCH
Macy-nah fuck off bTCH
Demi-*gasp*
Adam-looks around
Bella-Holy fuvk
by mandy_lilly_gillian September 21, 2023
Get the Boredom in schoolmug.