Dab Shits

The urgent need to defecate after smoking a fat dab.

Johnny: "Hey bro, you were in the bathroom awhile. You good?"

Frank: " Yeah man, that last hit just gave me the dab shits."

by VerdictSphinx August 12, 2022

Holy Cat Shit!

Angry Exclaimation.

HOLY CAT SHIT! Look at that long ass drive thru line!

by Sndromofadwn March 7, 2011

OLD SHIT

Something That Happened Yesterday.

"You got the 5 dollars I let you borrow yesterday? Man, Why You Always Bringing Up OLD SHIT?"

by Cadillac Sanchez August 16, 2018

Tim shit

Extra assigned tasks that in turn screws over lower level staff members within a business/ company. Usually occurs during the most inconvenient times during a shift and sets team members behind for the work day.

Today my manager pulled major Tim Shit making me late for dinner.

by Tim Shit April 1, 2023

Shit on my heart

Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.

Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?

Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.

by conja! March 11, 2011

White piece of shit

A derogatory slang term used by black people to insult a white person. A response for the N-word

White piece of shit

by JustSomeRandomLad December 14, 2022

On some Rick shit

To convince someone to do something wrong or underhanded that would have a profitable return so as you would not be the one taking the fall if caught, but you still get to reap the reward.

You had to have been on some Rick shit to go and pick up a bait trailer.

by HeatherDHurricane April 18, 2024