Shit pocket

Someone who doesn't have enough money to pay for something in a store.

Guy: You don't have enough money sorry

Me: Shit pocket.

by HeartlessSloth September 22, 2015

Shit an ace

To find no signs excrement on the first wipe.

To cut costs UK prisons found that introducing oatmeal for breakfast would reduce the usage of toilet paper by 87%

Prisoners from South London would often call out to their governor, "Guv, I shit an ace innit" and roars of cheers would resonate around the young offenders wing of the prison.

by Joe Smiff March 1, 2024

Sphinx Shitting

When you shit in a yoga pose

I heard doing Sphinx Shitting relaxes your sphincter

by Seriouslywhohasthatname November 8, 2023

shit swamper

A shit swamped is a woman who likes to swim in the shit swamp, meaning she likes to destroy the peace and generally is a gross unnatractive woman

“She’s such a shit swamper”
“Ya dude I can smell the fish stench from here”

by Tmac6996 January 16, 2018

Shit

Fortnite

Fortnite is Shit

by Heelowww August 22, 2019

Shit Ton

A unit of measure used for something when you have nothing better to say.

"Did you see that truck?"
"Yea it had a shit ton of hippos in the back!"

by SmellyRichard October 2, 2015

Would bomb the shit out of them

Me?

Hym "I mean, yeah I would bomb the shit out of them but you all would bitch about it incessantly until I stopped so..."

by Hym Iam June 15, 2024