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testing my Jesus

When someone gets on your nerves, and your anger disproportionate to the situation at times, is testing your Jesus.
If my boss doesn't understand the company policy that he wrote, well, he's just really testing my Jesus.
by Siouxise Eileen November 30, 2023
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putting my feet on

Term for putting on footwear, usually to go outside when you need to perform a task
Yes i'll go put the bins out in a minute, I'm just putting my feet on
by CroakerXXX November 30, 2023
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draggin my nuts

the act of telling someone they'll be there at one time and constantly saying (blank) more minutes as to keep you waiting for no reason usually applies to drug dealers when there supposed to be delivering your shit
yo this nigga said hed be here at 5 and its 6 and now hes saying 15 more minutes nigga better stop draggin my nuts mannnn bout to go cop from someone else
by VV_VV November 30, 2023
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milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.
Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.
by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023
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Disco in my loins

To have sex to the rythem and beat of the music.

When a man's engorged member slides in and out of a womans disco hall. At the same time his shiny disco balls bang against her arse to the beat of the music being listened too and thus creating a wonderful melody of love making.
Person 1: How was last night?

Person 2: I had disco in my loins with this girl from the club. She loved it when the uptempo song came on as the beat was so fast but my disco balls feels like they have been in a boxing ring.
by Wiseone1879 December 1, 2023
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i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.
“Jake guess what

“What do you want you autistic monkë

“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”

“Wow so inspirational.”
by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 1, 2023
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Oh my godnessssssssss

What the... - Oh my godnessssssssss
by Minh Hoang0403 December 2, 2023
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