No Shit

When someone states the obvious and you're amazed at their stupidity

Dan: Omg, did you know the Earth is far away from the Sun????

Susan: Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

by FryDom December 15, 2018

No shit

1. A sarcastic statement for when someone states the obvious.
2. A statement used to confirm if someone is being serious.

Do you really think this is an entry for no shit?

No shit.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 26, 2023

Super Shit

Super shit is when you shit and its super

I JUST HAD THE BEST SUPER SHIT OF MY LIFE

by BichAndTheFritoGoUpMyAss October 03, 2020

shit lib

A willingly propagandized virtue signaler who takes NPR as gospel

Did you listen to All Things Considered?

You’re such a shit lib

by Tiny_frog_finder October 25, 2023

Shitting president

Like a sitting president, but does nothing but badmouth anything and everything that doesn't agree with him. Spends more time on the crapper than getting stuff done.

Turn off the TV. The shitting president is talking again.

by boggler July 12, 2019

churning shit

When you are rushing to go to the nearest toilet while trying as hard as you possibly can not to shit yourself

I ate a spicy burrito for lunch and I’m now in the middle of nowhere hauling ass and churning shit home

by xDMattTheUnfunny June 23, 2022

Shit Minute

As time moves faster while shitting, a shit minute will usually last around 3 regular minutes.

Tyler: Want to play Warzone?
Brad: Yeah just give me a couple shit minutes

by ItsNorth April 11, 2020