Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".
A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…
by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025
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The sweetest angel walking on Earth that despite being busy with a family and another kid on the way, always goes the extra mile for her everyone. Good? Happy?
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It's the day when you can kiss your crush whenever you want
by Tavamamma October 26, 2019
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Kiss your crush/bf/gf dayyy
You can kiss them whenever you want
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Kiss your crush day

London: Hey Jayden *kisses*
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(
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Kiss your crush day

June 11 is national crush day where all lonely men kiss there crush
Kiss your crush day is where men kiss there favorite female
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kiss your crush day

on september 28th you get to go to your crush grab him/her and just kiss them
yo bro, did you know today is kiss your crush day
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