max's ass

A well muscled man's ass in uniform. A "Trooper butt."

Did you see him from behind? He has a Max's ass.

by Emmykitsune April 18, 2018

gotta grab that ass

When a guy has a sexual crush on girl And really does

joe: hey samamtha your lookin hot

Samantha: thanks "blush"

Joe: gotta grab that ass
Samantha: "blush"
Witness: yep, he likes her sexually

by Bowbow queen August 19, 2017

Ass

Id grab dat

"DAMN THAT ASS THOUGH!" - Every teen boy ever

by FranchaseViagra August 20, 2017

Ass meat

1. A derogatory word to describe someone who doesn't listen or follow instructions
2. A straight man who cock teases a gay man.

1. Listen to me, ass meat!
2. Jamie, stop being Alf's ass meat!

by yugsey August 21, 2017

jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋

So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!

by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017

ass monkey

/ăs məNGkē/

noun

1.

The equivalent of a Barrel of Monkeys toy, except, it implicates you hang out of an ass instead of a barrel.

2. Informal
Can be used in the place of the noun, jackass or the adjective, silly, for shock value or a quick laugh.

"ASS MONKEY! " (usually screamed with assertiveness at someone who is being a jackass or being silly)

by Roger Thorn August 25, 2017

Ass-spackle

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.

Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\

by K-Beezy September 2, 2017