12 year old

1: A human that's been alive for 12 years.

2: A term used as an insult on the internet

1: "Timmy is a 12 year old"

2: "omg ur a 12 year old"

by Everything is already used. July 19, 2022

8.52 year old

Someone whose 8.52 is Quote on quote getting closer to their B DAY

When an 8.52 year old lands he goes to the hands

by The dancing nugget July 20, 2022

Wasted Years

1. A kick ass tune by Iron Maiden with one of the best guitar solos in history, although Aces High beats Wasted Years by a miniscule.

2. Me and my ex

1. "You ever heard of this banger of a tune called Wasted Years? It has a fucking good guitar solo.

"Nah but I'll give it a listen"

"Nice Nice"

2. My ex wasted years of my life only to end the relationship for petty reasons which could've been easily sorted. I once said those were the best years of my life, but now I can't say the same as I no longer treasure those moments.

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

The Torture years

When a new born baby is born this is the worst time of he or she life. You say it when you don’t know if it’s a he or she. Not they because it implies more than one. Where the baby can’t really get around or talk or watch tv or eat any good food or do anything. And be bored to death and it’s so miserable all you can do is cry all the time , starve to death and shit and piss on your self.

The torture years is so traumatizing for some people they forget the most horrible time of their life and can’t remember it.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 23, 2022

This Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sexual intercourse this year (1st January onwards) but has had sexual intercourse in previous years.

My last heartbreak was last October and since then I've not been with anyone so I'm a this year virgin sadly.

by LordJenal June 25, 2022

Light Year

A theoretical unit of measurement used by NASA and related illuminati "scientists" to sell you a completely false cosmological paradigm.

Nasa Scientist 1: I can't wait to rip off tax payers with the heliocentric bullshit.

Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.

Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers

by Basedaf111 August 7, 2022

1 year anniversary

the time of year you and your significant other you guys became a whole, my favorite day of you ask me, show them you love them and care for them, and don't forget the date!

them to each other-" happy 1 year anniversary!!!"

by haidbwkdyanakd ur mom.com August 31, 2022