A type of elderly coworker that has years of experience in any and all things. All knowing. Shamanistic in their behavior. Wise. Knowledgeable. Old as fuck. But really cool. Has the funniest stories of the old days. Makes you laugh until you piss yourself. Still Parties hard!!!
My work grandpa told me a story about how he uses dating apps on his new phone to get laid.
Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.
Work Grandpa went to the Canadien Woodstock in the 60’s and did acid, reefer and mescaline for days.
by Bleepblow February 19, 2021
October 20th is the day where you must force women to work! Work! Work! Work! No resting, nor breaks! If you catch a women taking a break, you are allowed to kick them! Only once.
Jason: We should have payback, it has been a couple days since Kick Dick Day.
John: It's Work Women Day! We will be able to work them all day til next morning. No slacking allowed!
John: It's Work Women Day! We will be able to work them all day til next morning. No slacking allowed!
by Joking Joker January October 05, 2020
When something is so wild so outta pocket it couldn’t be named anything else and for you to say that crazy ass shit and make it work is some crazy work
by Antisocial 🥀 May 26, 2024
You say something is, "crazy work" when you have to go out of your way for it. AKA, bending over backwards for something or someone. AKA, doing the most.
by craazyworkk June 13, 2024
by Grusstyman February 15, 2024
Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.
by Zhall November 14, 2014
“Government work” is what one does for oneself in a shop on company time using company tools, machinery and materials. “Government work” “hides” the fact that you are stealing company resources by implying that it’s a secret, off the books, project. But since everyone knows what “government work” means you really aren’t hiding anything, you’re sharing an inside joke.
When someone says “that’s good enough for government work,” they are admitting that they are doing less than perfect work because it’s just for their personal use.
When someone says “that’s good enough for government work,” they are admitting that they are doing less than perfect work because it’s just for their personal use.
Worker 1: What’s that? It doesn’t look like any of our usual products.
Worker 2: I can’t tell you, It’s government work.
Worker 1: It looks like a part for your new motorcycle.
Worker 2: I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you.
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Worker 1: That part you’re working on will never pass inspection.
Worker 2: Doesn’t matter, it’s government work.
Worker 2: I can’t tell you, It’s government work.
Worker 1: It looks like a part for your new motorcycle.
Worker 2: I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you.
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Worker 1: That part you’re working on will never pass inspection.
Worker 2: Doesn’t matter, it’s government work.
by Gray_Hare January 16, 2025