U wona fite m8

The most common reply when no comebacks come to mind.

Person 1: You cock minded poopy little fart shafting wangy wonker!
Person 2: U wona fite m8

by GuineaBlock May 05, 2015

Japanese U-boat captain

When you go down on your girl for so long, that your glasses get fogged up.

I went down on Marci for 54 minutes last night and I looked like a Japanese U-boat captain

by jcracky April 23, 2013

u cant see me

The best taunt ever. guess who invented it, JOHN CENA It is also very useful in certain situations

Example 1
robber: hey get the fuck down bitches i need to rob this store
Cops: hey robber hands up
robber: Ucant see me "waves hand at his face"
cops: where the hell is he

example 2
Steve: hey is that man blind
blind man: i am blind
Steve: THEN U CANT SEE ME" waves hand at own face"
Blind man: " sigh"

by FATALITY November 30, 2015

C U Next Tuesday

A discrete way to describe someone who is rude, bitchy, demanding or a douchebag.

The first letter of each word is taken to spell C-U-N-T.

Boss: These reports you gave me are terrible. I don't even know why we keep you here. Have you learned anything in your two years at our firm?

Employee: Yes, I have learned that you're a real C U Next Tuesday.

Or

Who invited Brad, that dudes a C U Next Tuesday...

by wake101 August 05, 2009

omfg u cba

Oh My Fucking God You Cant Be Arsed

A good way to take the piss outta someone hu
A) doesnt understand text language
B) is being a total prat

Cozmo: Coming joggin, mate?
Ned: No, I, erm, have to revise..
Cozmo: OMFG U CBA!
Ned: What?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Katii3 May 22, 2008

Y U mad bro

trying to annoy someone that has no idea whats going on.

chuck: ''hey guys what's going on"
Barbra: ''GIVE ME THAT WUSSABI!"
chuck: "what?!??!?!"
Barbra: "Y U mad bro?"
chuck: "I'm not mad"
Barbra: "but, really, Y U mad?"
chuck: "I'M NOT!" (walks away very annoyed)

by ilovebluewussabi August 13, 2010

get it how u live

a sayin meaning the same as you reep wat u sow;living a certain lifestyle

a nigga can get it how he live

by young money April 29, 2005