Turds with Friends

Playing Words with Friends, whilst sitting on the toilet. You get a personal bonis if you play a poop themed word.

Phil: <IM through WWF> I just played effluvia, I get a bunch of points and a personal bonus>
Bob: <IM through WWF> F-U, great Turds with Friends!

by nextdaycorn January 2, 2012

beligerant turd

a term used to decrube the utter arse hole EG all of these words rolled ito one.
you beligerant turd= you fucking homo cunt ass shit headed wanker piece of shitty poo fucking fuck headded fucker turd bitch slapper whore.

George bush is a beligerant turd= george bush is a fucking homo cunt ass shit headed wanker piece of shitty poo fucking fuck headded fucker turd bitch slapper whore

by Seargent major dunning March 22, 2005

turd fart

(noun)
a turd fart is a person that does something so unbelievible stupid it seems near impossible

clair why did you send these "sales people" to my house, its a pyrimd sceame! your such a turd fart.

by dutchlucky316 March 10, 2007

Nerd turd

Someone who is very smart but acts goofy or immature when bored at work.

There is a person at work who was being a nerd turd today.

by ms2prissy August 20, 2008

turd ferguson

Noun. A term of disparagement meaning someone who treats other people poorly or otherwise acts reprehensibly.

The term originally comes from Saturday Night Live's Celebrity Jeopardy. Norm MacDonald played Burt Reynolds, who changed his name to "Turd Ferguson" on the podium because "it's a funny name."

Dan stood you up? What a turd ferguson!

by Anonymous Person Part Deux April 5, 2009

turd thong

An awesome 8th grade playground game when a large group of people stand in and around a 4-square game on the blacktop and furiously launch red playground balls at each other whilst trying to dodge the balls as well.

Eric: Dude, I can't wait for recess so we can play some turd thong.

Robby: For sho!

by eric.a.baum June 20, 2008

kick a turd

pinch a brick
drop a deuce
take a poop
have a bowel movement

Jim: Haha, eww look at your sock; its all brown. looks like you kicked a turd.

Joe: nah man thats just mud, but i did kick a turd before i got here. i was farting all morning!

by dr.texmex April 21, 2010