nathan

my real name is nathon after my father jonathon and also thanks for the massive cock complements

nathan has a phat cock

by phat cock boy January 25, 2022

Nathan

Ice cube eater

Paul: you want ice cubes
Nathan: yes.

by Thebish January 25, 2022

Nathan Hands

Nathan Hands… or nonchalant hands, subtlety insinuating a sweet duet of purposes comprising of but not limited to those of not caring, and not knowing.

It’s like the shrugging emoji. You just put your hands up when you don’t know how else to explain yourself.

Simply Put… it is what it is

Did you know smoking is bad for you ?

Yeah but so is living in such a polluted city Nathan hands

by ElGrande12 January 28, 2022

Nathan

A Nathan, especially Nathan Sloan Is someone that is really fat and overweight and totally not buff at all

Omg I just saw an absolute Nathan walking down the street

Let me guess, he couldn’t even fit through the door

Nathan: someone really really fat

by Henry layhe January 31, 2022

Nathan's butter

An establishment recognised by some of the worlds top culinary experts, this secret gem hiding in the densely populated areas of Southall specializes in serving high top quality century egg butter. Butter was invented here, the food contains so much energy it can be used as a nuclear fuel rod. The greasy mass is happily consumed by locals and many Fortune 100 CEO's book and eat here. The owner is a jolly person named Nathan, his secret recipe to making the flavourless and creamy butter is with his elbow grease. Nathan was once a desperate person seeking to make a living, he was inspired to make Nathan's butter when he watched Nikocado Avocado. His business has been flourishing since and he has seen a huge return on his investment. He does not need to work a day in his life. In addition to the high quality food, the building has a centralised air conditioning made by Sony.

"Sorry I cant come to Walters funeral!"
"Why the hell not?"
"I have booked a table at Nathan's butter"
"I dearly apologise, please bring some butter back"

by Lester_Crest February 2, 2022

Nathan McCaffrey

Anyone with this name always has to friend groups. One who gets no bitches and another one who are all apart of the LGBTQ. He gets nice stuff and people think he’s gay.

Nathan McCaffrey you’re gay

by Logan eat or February 6, 2022

Nathan

Usually suffers from multi-girl syndrome. Usually just exists. A girl called Jenny usually likes him.

Did you see that new player? The one who has all the girls? That guy is such a Nathan!

by existance404 February 8, 2022