chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.

"hahaha my guy has a chode, so I dumped him"

by Dedoid jnr69 April 03, 2017

Chode

A penis wider then longer

Nice chode bro

by Cacamaster September 07, 2020

Chode

A word used to describe Dundee City Council’s Clerk of Works

Paul, the clerk of works, is a chode

by JohnWayneBuilders April 29, 2019

Chode

A person who is so lame aka a chode Dani Ortega

Did you see who dani went on a date with, he was a chode like her .

by Alytoofab December 08, 2018

Chode

Another word for a game console such as xbox or PlayStation

I broke my chode yesterday because I was playing with it for too long

by Bill Cosby is daddy July 25, 2022

Chode

1) A penis wider than it is long
2) The insult of choice of middle schoolers (especially those who are still extremely immature).
3) A word which, when uttered unironically by anyone with a middle school diploma, causes you to immediately eject yourself from that conversation and completely re-evaluate your relationship with whoever said it

8th Grader 1: You're a chode!

8th Grader 2: No you're a chode!

Adult: *shivers* *quickens his pace as to shield himself from this excessive blasphemy*

by Osama bin Fuckin April 09, 2018

Chode

noun. 1. a penis that is greater in diameter than it is in length. 2. a complete asshat of a human being that deserves to breathe the methane doused air of farts for eternity

My ex landlord is chode.

by explrn November 09, 2018