Second-hand gay

When a straight person has so many gay friends they come off as one one.

Oh no I’m straight I just suffer from second-hand gay

by Zozowitduhbowbow November 27, 2019

the 5 second rule

the 5 second rule isn't even true like the food when you drop it the bacterias get on it under literally one second

You: did you try to just catch your food under 5 seconds because the 5 second rule is not true
Friend: yea?
You: because if you even drop your food the bacterias get on it in under one second even if you wipe it

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025

Second date dance

The second date dance is commonly known as when the guy preforms an agressive and weird dance infront of the girl to impress her. This usually happens in about 80% of second dates.

"Yeah. He did the second date dance and idk if i should go for a third date because he didn't do the dance right."

by biscuits4life April 10, 2024

second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy

My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy

by anonymous April 22, 2023

second-slicing

Removing the first slice of bread in a loaf to take the fresher one underneath it. Usually the second-slicer neglects to throw out the rejected first slice, instead choosing to crumple it back into the packet. This eventually leads to third- and fourth-slicing, until basically the whole top half of the loaf is stale. Also applies to: biscuits.

"Why are the first three slices of this loaf all crumpled and stale?"
"Urgh. That would be due to the second-slicing."

by FiendishT August 21, 2009

Second hand simping

When you simp for someone that simps 😉

Person1: I’m my gosh it’s so cute how she simps for him

Person2: Omg your second hand simping so much

by Theabusivecat;) June 3, 2021

Four Second Forrester

Michael Scott has a problem. He can't stay up longer than 4 seconds...giving him the name "Four Second Forrester"

Dude, he's a Four Second Forrester
Hahahaha, not another one!!

by dirtheads101 March 31, 2011