Captain Chromosome

Someone who is acting like a 2 year old on speed

Look out is Captain Chromosome

by Gamingman November 1, 2021

captain crackhead

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency

Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb

by why do i have to come up with March 24, 2023

captain-callahan

captain-callahan.tumblr.com is a blog run by a girl named gwen. Gwen is a perfect example of the 4 F's. ( fierce, flawless, fabulous, and fantastic) She is the queen of the New York Rangers which would make her Henrik Lundqvist's wife. Even Wayne Gretzky bows down to her. Gwen knows everything about the 1994 Rangers season and keyboard cat which makes her even more perf. I mean, just look at her posts. They are more then the bees knees (because we all know bees don't have knees) they are like the horses wings. Which was basically a reference to Taylor Hall's hair if you didn't catch that.

"Omg look at that captain-callahan blog. that girl is wonderful"

"Ikr. I heard when Gwen went to a game, Brandon Prust's overbite jaw dropped."

by gwenfan1 March 1, 2012

cracker captain

An endearing term for Donald Trump.

Ayo did you hear Cracker Captain is finally getting kicked out of office!!?!?

by Aocstan January 18, 2021

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Captain Karlos

The owner and operator of all operations. No exceptions!

You must answer to Captain Karlos. He calls the shots.

by Jryanrussell October 9, 2025

The captain morgan

When your girl lays on her side with one leg straight and one leg bent at 90*. You straddle her straight leg and put the back of her bent knee in the bend of your elbow and plow ahead.

I gave Her the captain morgan last night when she was drunk and compliant.

by Jpatt01 February 28, 2022