A boat operator who is clueless to the rules on safe boating. An inebriated boat captain who puts his crew and boaters around him in peril.
by Blumpkin'd January 13, 2021
Get the Sea Tardmug. likes dick in every hole his his body and constantly trys to suck his own cock. he would even be the person to try to stick his own dick in his ass. you know, if it was eve close to big enough.
by Ldaniel2006 April 7, 2022
Get the R-Tardmug. The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.
"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."
by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020
Get the Tard napmug. /fʌk/-/ˈri tɑ d/ (tard is shortened for retard)
noun: fuck-tard; plural noun: fuck-tards
Used to describe a person who is completely retarded however has not been classified as one yet, a shock to all.
noun: fuck-tard; plural noun: fuck-tards
Used to describe a person who is completely retarded however has not been classified as one yet, a shock to all.
by I_Despise_Oxygen July 13, 2019
Get the Fuck-Tardmug. That Tarded jerker unleashed his thick, steamy, white nectar to mlp so I kicked in his shit and left him a siezing jerker, his hand, forever grasping his cock, foaming at the mouth, as it turns purple
by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025
Get the Tarded jerkermug. A person (usually from US) who thinks that war is helpful for the economy while it isnt and uses robotic enhancements because he can't do anything by himself.
by CopeAndSeethe April 22, 2022
Get the Tardmug. When a retard tries to give someone head.
by My Alias Is Not My Real Name March 7, 2011
Get the Nog Tardmug.