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Spider-Cock

The-Spider cock is a extremely infectious disease that occurs during a blowjob or masturbation when the victim tugs a little to hard on the tip of their dick. Because of this they rip the top/tip of their dick off to reveal a metallic colored humanoid spider hiding in a hollow meaty blood tube inside of their dick which it has eaten out over time, and along the inside of your shaft are the spider-cock’s baby eggs growing about to burst! Once spider-cock realizes that it has been revealed it quickly climbs to the top of your dick and stabs itself into place on top of your cock causing extreme pain, as it soon starts screaming at you, and digs deeper into your cock in a fit of rage.

The only cure is to self circumcise or take the shower, crank that baby on high, change it too the sprayer, turn the water as hot as possible, and let that mf spray Spider-Cock away.

You will have to get a prosthetic dick if not treated promptly to discovery.
Nicky: *sucking cock* oh tod *chokes on his schlong* your dick *mmmmhphhhh*! Your dick is so yummy!
Tod: oh I know babes, it is 9 inches long!
Nicky: WHAT THE FUCK ONLY 9 INCHES LONG!
Nicky: *rips her head away from his cock*
Tod: FUCK women! You just ripped off the tip of my dick!
Nicky: ohhhh, is that my faul- TOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SHAFT? - IS THAT A TUBE!? OH MY there’s a fucking SPIDER CLIMBING OUT OF YOUR DICK!!
Tod: GET THE HOSE I AM not GOING TO CIRCUMSISE THIS ONE IT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! I AM NOT PAYING $3000 FOR ANOTHER DICK BECAUSE OF A Spider-Cock, WE ARE GOING TO SOW THE TIP BACK ON!
Nicky: uHMM! bye-
by Laglog December 2, 2024
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Spiderfries

SPIDERFRIES HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD
by R6fan December 3, 2024
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sideshots

Similar to the traditional sexual act of "backshots" where the act involves one partner being penetrated from behind. However, rather than the standard positioning instead of doing it from the behind it is realigned to a sideways lateral position.
Person 1: Yo want some boba and backshots?
Person 2: How about boba and sideshots instead ;)?
by Z Laying December 5, 2024
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Spider-Man - Multiverse

When a woman grabs cum out on f her vagina and yells “SPIDER-MAN - Multiverse!”
As she was showering after coatis she yelled, “SPIDER-MAN - Multiverse!!”
by KABDUBS January 8, 2025
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Spider-man challenge

A challenge where one climbs onto their ceiling, and goes upside with a rope, and jerks off until they cum, and then they need to dodge every droplet of their own baby batter, and even one droplet means disqualification for that challenge
1: I think Rob was hitting the spider-man challenge last night, his ceiling was shaking and I felt it
2: did he succeed?
by Ushyaaawas January 8, 2025
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Spider man walk

When a girl with cum on her face walks in a public space
That girl did a spider man walk on the first week of school
by Matpall February 3, 2026
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Spider monkey light-pole

"Yo dude me and Jim are gonna have spider monkey light-pole at the after party"
by bigdbud February 19, 2026
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