Lancaster, South Carolina

Pronounced Lang-kiss-ter. The most retarded town on the face of the fucking planet. Their best hang-out is Wal-Mart...its also their biggest attraction. Lancaster is full of idiot fundamentalists that don't know right from left, much less what they're talking about 99% of the time. The only thing its famous for is Andrew Jackson and an astronaut. Not to mention, it has roads that looks like they were paved by monkeys. The schools are filled with neanderthals carrying back packs. If you have an option between living in Lancaster, SC or living in Hell, choose Hell, you'd be much happier.

I was filled with disdain when I found out I was moving to Lancaster, South Carolina. However, I decided to give it a chance.

That was pretty much pointless, because no matter how hard I tried to like Lancaster, there was no getting around the fact that it ruined my life.

by fafaradarada1111 May 25, 2011

Taking my talents to South Beach

1. Masturbating
2. (lesser known) Deciding to betray one's family and hometown.

Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...

by bighoops57 July 10, 2010

Taking my talents to South Beach

A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.

I'm burning my home and taking my talents to South Beach.

by Haterade! December 11, 2011

The Square, South Miami Heights, FL

"The Square" is a tiny, yet locally famous and ghetto sub-neighborhood in South Miami Heights, FL. It is bordered by SW 192nd st. to the south, SW 190th st. to the north, SW 113th pl. to the west, and SW 112th ave. to the east. The Square is directly north of Miami Southridge Senior High School. It is also home to Solid Rock Baptist Church and also Richmond Perrine Optimist Club. It is also right by Southridge Park. The Square's population is about 465. It is about 74% Black and 26% Hispanic, White, or Other. The Square doesn't get the best of reputations with regards to safety, but different people will say different things. I am not fully sure how safe or unsafe The Square is. But, The Square is a unique micro-ghetto area with architecture that is unique to The South Miami Heights area and i personally like it there and have friends from there. The Square has it's name "The Square" because if you look on Google Maps in Satellite mode, you see that this neighborhood makes the shape of a square. I got the Demographic info. from City Data.com.

Yo dawg, lets go chill in "The Square". Cuz dats ma hood.

I live in "The Square, South Miami Heights, FL".

by BigM2390 KO May 25, 2013

pulled a south carolina

to completely lose your train of thought, esp. during a public speaking event, and ramble on incoherently. To have a blonde moment.

originated when Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 Lauren Caitlin Upton was asked a question during the Miss Teen USA 2007 contest about education in the U.S. she rambled on incoherently and her answer made no sense.

Did you hear Lauren's speech about education in the U.S.
hahaha. She really pulled a South Carolina.

by dizzy dee September 4, 2007

the south

With regard to the other definition ...
If you're a yankee don't move here, we hate all y'all too!

We don't really care how you did it up north. If everything is so great up there, then Delta is ready when you are!

by Stan West December 19, 2004

going south

A poker term used when a player at a cash table changes out their winnings and comes back with their original buy-in, ensuring the protection of their profits. Frowned upon and considered "dirty" as it takes away the chance for other players to win their money back.

"Hey, did you see that episode of High Stakes Poker? Everyone got on Freddy Deeb's case when they suspected him of going south in the middle of the show."

by Wilkin July 27, 2008