ghetto stomach pump

the act of stabbing a person in the stomach then fucking it

jesse: ow my stomach my stomch hurts
kris: let me give you a ghetto stomach pump then after i will fuck your ass with my hairy penis

by asdf1347 July 9, 2011

Pump & Dump

The act of smoking a blunt while on the toilet which intensifies the high due to the poop particles in the air.

"I did a quick pump & dump before work and was high until the next morning."

by jerkperc April 13, 2025

Buffalo Pump

Buffalo Pump: getting fisted buy a guy with really large hands so it feels like you just had sex with a buffalo.

Travis can’t walk from receiving that Buffalo Pump from Dan.

by Sweet Beaver March 5, 2025

Lil pump

A bitch

Aye y u being lil pump

by LILFADE March 17, 2019

two pump king

A mam with poor sexual endurance that they cum after two thrusts.

My boyfriend is a two pump king, I end up masturbating at the end because he didn't make me cum

by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 30, 2023

pumping out a harsh grind

Taking a big shit.

"Oh man nothing is better then pumping out a harsh grind."" Usually a much bigger dump then usual, sometimes painful.

by Sorensenator January 28, 2018

pumping wood

Tom Kuhn, maker of the famous wooden "No Jive" yo-yo, gave the nickname "pumping wood" in reference to playing with a yo yo.

Man, I was all by myself yesterday, so I was pumping wood to pass the time.

by PGZ May 13, 2005