Blackberry phone

This weird old phone people in 1738 used to use

Idiot : Bro im gonna text everyone my nudes on my blackberry phone
Idiot #2 :Bro even veronica?
Idiot: Even veronica ( with a perv face)

by wazzip October 1, 2016

Phone captain

Someone who's your good friend/best friend on the phone, but can't be bothered meeting up face to face to chill or have tea/coffee together.

Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.

George: Hey Mike, I spoke to Tony on the phone, he often sounds like a good friend, but yet either can't be bothered catching up or else keeps lying to me that we'll catch up face to face?

Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".

George: What's a phone captain?

Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!

by Fair Care - Care Fair :) October 12, 2016

smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher

I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss

by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015

phone call-ision

When you try to call somebody, but the person is also trying to call you at the exact same time, so both of you get the busy signal.

Ferdinand: 'I called you 3 times this morning, but every time I got the busy signal.'
Jack: 'But I didn't talk to anyone on the phone today! I tried to call you, too, but all I got was the busy signal.'
Jack and Ferdinand: 'Phone call-ision!'

by SocialistElephant January 10, 2016

phone girlfriend

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.

My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.

by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016

wifi phone

A phone without service that you can only use with wifi.

Girl she got a wifi phone cause when she came to my house she kept asking for my password cause she couldnt text nobody without wifi.

by Jayyy02 March 7, 2016

Phone Call to Putin

Phone Call to Putin (Russian: звонок Путину) is a slang term used by some Russian police departments for torture method which consists of administering electric shocks to the person's earlobes. According to Amnesty International, torture with electric shocks is common in Russia.

source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia

if you don't sign the confession maybe we need to be putting you through to a Phone Call to Putin my friend.

by SnowDen89 March 23, 2016