pants pigeons

crabs (or moths??) of the rather large variety

crabs pants pigeons

by deepatchbrown November 22, 2011

guzzle pants

One who enjoys slapping young boys on their private parts, creating irregular sounds of pain

Wow, my dad is a real guzzle pants.

by Jerome May 13, 2005

Pants Brother

The derogatory term used towards lederhosen.

What do I look like a Pants Brother?

by DesertWolfe September 26, 2021

shat pant

Pants that have been shat in. Usually given as a gift.

Thank you for the beautiful pare of shat pants. That are the finest pare I have seen!

by hotkoreanbabysandwiches May 15, 2016

Pant Shandy

Stroking the penis on the outside of the pants until he cums. Generally will give him blisters (Owch!)

He has a stain from his pant shandy.

We played an acting out game and the girl didn't know what a pant shandy was, upon showing her she was astonished and red in the face.

by DragonFly02 August 11, 2009

Pants Cub

A slight bulge in a mans pant, which is to small to be called a pants bear

While Josh has a Pants Bear, Jeff being smaller, has only a Pants Cub.

by dykemaj March 12, 2009

Headache in pants

Another name for a boner.

I looked at her and got a headache in pants.

by breakingher December 12, 2012