by Lady Ice December 5, 2004
Get the lady ice mug.A bad ass mother fucker that doesn't cop out when the heats all about. When it's time to get 3-D, Ice Water is your man. He is not a slave to physics, but he has been known to throw a lawn chair or two. A living legend at The Pontiac in Chicago and also the Buzzard Beach in Kansas City. If you see him, DO NOT APPROACH! He will attack.
by meatballs June 13, 2008
Get the Ice Water mug.Derived from the sadomasochist "iceplay", the original ice crap is the vacating of ice cubes (also snow, shavings, packs, even ice cream) from a person's bowels into which said ice cubes were at some point inserted for sexual pleasure.
Contemporary society has gone on to use the term "ice crap" in a variety of connotations, most notably in reference to the diarrhea immediately following devouring a pint of ice cream (like a fat bitch on the rag) and to denote any posession of (esp. pussy whipped boy slave) or negative effect from (i.e. calling your mom, hurling small animals, crapping your pants) an ice bitch or being in her immediate proximity.
For furthur reading, see fat bitch, binge, ice bitch, ice burn, and sadomasochism.
Contemporary society has gone on to use the term "ice crap" in a variety of connotations, most notably in reference to the diarrhea immediately following devouring a pint of ice cream (like a fat bitch on the rag) and to denote any posession of (esp. pussy whipped boy slave) or negative effect from (i.e. calling your mom, hurling small animals, crapping your pants) an ice bitch or being in her immediate proximity.
For furthur reading, see fat bitch, binge, ice bitch, ice burn, and sadomasochism.
That bitch Lorrie dumped her ice crap right on my living room floor! Oh well, good thing I had the dropcloth down.
Oh look, Adria brought all her little ice craps with her.
Hi, mom? Sorry for calling so late; I just had the biggest ice crap and I had to tell someone. Oh, uh...nevermind what an ice crap is, can I have twenty bucks? I'm out of food...again.
Oh look, Adria brought all her little ice craps with her.
Hi, mom? Sorry for calling so late; I just had the biggest ice crap and I had to tell someone. Oh, uh...nevermind what an ice crap is, can I have twenty bucks? I'm out of food...again.
by milk cup September 21, 2006
Get the Ice Crap mug.When douchebags from Florida steal and dismantle air conditioners for the box of Freon inside and suck the shit out of it until they pass out and usually die.
*douchebag 1* wanna go Ige Age at my house?
*douchebag 2* you know it, my mom just bought a new air conditioner we can pry open!
*douchebag 3* or we can rent a few from Rent-A-Center and never pay it off!
Ice Aging!
*douchebag 1* we're tool's.
*douchebag 2* you know it, my mom just bought a new air conditioner we can pry open!
*douchebag 3* or we can rent a few from Rent-A-Center and never pay it off!
Ice Aging!
*douchebag 1* we're tool's.
by LeakMastah413 September 21, 2009
Get the Ice Aging mug.Lost your rolling papers, and the cops confiscated your bong? Take a nice sized glass/ceramic (not plastic) soup bowl. Put ice cubes in it, but not over the rim. Take a sheet of aluminum foil big enough to cover the top and around the sides. A large rubber band to hold the foil taut will help. On one side of the bowl near the edge, maybe a quarter to half inch in, take a pin and poke a bunch of tiny holes to make the "screen", that is what you put your stash on. Do that side first, as if you make a hole too big, you can always use that as the toking side, and try again on the other side to make the "screen". Once you make the "screen", make a single little larger hole 180 degrees around the bowl toward the edge, again maybe a quarter to half inch in, where you will toke from. Light 'er up and enjoy! You will need to make a new aluminum foil thingy next time, as it's fragile, and pretty much toasted once you empty the melted ice out. If you don't wash the bowl after each use, you will get a nice residue of resin around the inside rim you can scrape off and smoke.
Guy 1: Oh man, I got some killer weeed, but nothing to smoke it in! Anyone got a bong or some papers?
Guy 2: Like no man, and I'm itchin' to get a bitchin' buzz.
Guy 3: Hey I got an idea - some dude posted on Urban Dictionary how to make a killer bong with just normal household items you will find in anybody's kitchen! He calls it an "ice bowl"!
Guys 1 and 2: Groovy!
Guy 2: Like no man, and I'm itchin' to get a bitchin' buzz.
Guy 3: Hey I got an idea - some dude posted on Urban Dictionary how to make a killer bong with just normal household items you will find in anybody's kitchen! He calls it an "ice bowl"!
Guys 1 and 2: Groovy!
by dk1953 February 17, 2013
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