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Macaroni nut

When you get a bowl of wet noodles and ejaculate on to the noodles and mix it until it bubbles then let it sit for a day and then get the bowl take one noodle and put it in the school water fountain and then take the rest and force feed it to each of your family members.
Hey Sam glover I just committed the nastiest MACARONI NUT yesterday.
by LukeSaulDeclan December 6, 2021
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He Nutted

A basketball term to be yelled when someone misses and easy lay up.
Don't even try to block it, He Nutted
by Blew nye the nutty guy February 10, 2022
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Ghost Nut

The ghost nut is all that green stuff on the skulls in Sea of Thieves y'know? Like it's all up in the head of the high level boys and up in the nose and the eyes and sometimes in the sky when there is a large concentration of nut like during skeleton forts. You take the ghost nut and sell it to the order of souls who's prime goal it is to use the nut for maximum gain, be it for personal consumption which can also be done be a player if the have a high enough reputation. They also get the nut all up in they cloth and the ship so they can flaunt they collected nut.
Boy, I wonder what the order of souls is doing with all that ghost nut!
by Ghost Nut Collector February 17, 2021
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Nut Luge

The act of drinking a beer poured over someone's balls. The male equivalent of the Boob luge.
I don't remember much about last night, but I'm pretty sure Shae did a Nut Luge off of my balls.
by Krzyztopor June 6, 2022
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nut oyster

male ejaculation. esp. thick type that has a tendency to stick to chins, headboards and homeless people.
Mr Hank passed out from drinking too much colt 45 so we decided itd be fun to slap a nut oyster on his eyes for a morning treat.
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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crack a nut

Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."
by Nutcracker April 23, 2014
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nut farm

The art of taking a picture of your nuts on someone else’s camera phone without there knowledge or permission, allowing them to stumble across it creating an awkward social situation
Matt did a nut farm on Sam’s camera phone at the GAC making everyone believe Sam was gay because he had a photo of some dudes huge nuts as his phone wallpaper… That was hilarious
by munky_punch September 7, 2009
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