heart ejaculation

A Heart Ejaculation is a cardio vascular nut bust that’s only experienced when you’re doing something of extreme self satisfaction.

Porter: Bro! my chest just busted a fat nut
Doug: Damn bro thats heart ejaculation

by Jom1 July 22, 2019

I Heart Baloney Phony

When a gay man is extremely in to women once he has been drinking alcohol.

Did you see Lance hitting on all those women when he was drunk?! His husband would be pissed! That guy is such an I heart baloney phony!

by BigJD3 May 19, 2023

light hearted

A person that gets sad very easily

-Mary is sad cuz of yesterday.
-she is very light hearted

by BrightMoon November 24, 2017

lonely hearts day

Lonely hearts day is the day before valentine’s day (february 13th). On this day we all come together to realize valentine’s day is the day after in which we get to watch everyone’s happy valentine’s with their mediocre chocolates and remember no one will be buying us chocolate anytime soon. Not to be confused with broken hearts day which is the day after (february 15th) .

happy person in loving relationship: I can’t wait to celebrate Valentine’s day!

the rest of us: lol can’t relate i’ll be crying in the corner on lonely hearts day.

by averyhappyboy September 2, 2018

Cold hearted ass nigga

A nigga who is cold hearted and doesn't care anymore what happends to him or what society throws at him

Dammm my nigga rob a cold hearted ass nigga now Damm...

by Lil idk January 15, 2023

Loving Heart

a heart that will always love no matter how much hate is thrown at it

the Teacher always has a Loving Heart for his students

by ripsopmkjb January 16, 2021

Parking Lot Heart Attack

Standard method of death for people that work too many hours because they make all there money in OT pay, people Power Plant Workers, Cops etc.

"Hey you hear about John ? He tried to work 72 hours straight to rack up some OT and when his shift was over he dropped dead of a Parking Lot Heart Attack"

by Capt_Quint February 7, 2017