Sag Muffin

A sag muffin is a old grouch that looks like a fat pig mixed with a dead rat.

Sag muffin- Get out of the krick
Me- what's a krick ugly
Joey and Jack- yeah
Sag muffin cries

by Chocolateloverer606 June 15, 2016

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muffin hopping

when a morbedly obesed woman or man wears too tight of clothes and her or his lower back fat buldges out of there pants.

damn that girl is big as hell, Her back be muffin hopping.

by michele derek February 23, 2008

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Muffin Top

Someone who has their pants way to tight for their actual size, so their fat on their stomach hangs over

Mostly every fat person has a muffin top.

1: Did you see her Muffin Top.
2: Ya, it was so gross.
1: I know

by I dont Have a Muffin Top November 22, 2011

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muffin break

The roll of fat which hangs over the waistline of a girl's pants/skirt which isn't covered by the top she is wearing (like the way a muffin hangs over the paper base).

"That girl shouldn't be wearing that crop top and those low riders..."

by Watch out for Scary Fat Chicks... May 16, 2005

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When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.

Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM

by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018

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