Moose Antlers

While in the missionary position, the man uses his arms to move her knees to her chest and her feet around her ears giving the appearance of the woman having moose antlers

So I was balls deep in this chick and gave her the ol’ Moose Antlers

by Jmoney$$$$$$$$ May 17, 2019

moo mouth

Someone who makes cow noises when they talk, frequently used as a comeback to an insult.

"You sir, are a strumpet"
"You Ma'am, are a Moo Mouth"

by drshmn January 23, 2018

Who Dainey Moo?

A very quick and misheard way of saying the sentence, Who's Danny Moon? A character from EastEnders.

Mum: Who Dainey Moo?
Son: What?
Mum: Who's Danny Moon?
Son: Oh, sorry Mum I misheard you.
Mum: Why what did you think I said?
Son: Who Dainey Moo?
Mum: Don't be stupid.
Son: Okay

by Supreme Commander AMS April 3, 2024

moo slime

when a bitch over 500 lbs cum

that fat bitch left moo slime all over the bedsheets

by thatonedudebwholovesboobs July 27, 2022

Moo-Cowed

To be fooled into an internet date by someone who is much fatter then their pictures indicate.

I had a Tinder date last Thursday but she moo-cowed me; she must've weighed 250.

by Ababababababa March 28, 2023

goo moo

A greeting - specifically used by sophisticated, elegant whilst down with the kids Scottish girls 😂👌

"Goo moo my lovelies"

by LovetheScots April 18, 2018

Killed a moose

When you go to the bathroom but the aftermath is worse than expected, and the smell is horrible

Don't got into the restroom I killed a moose. I killed a moose therefore you sould give it sometime before you go in there.

by Killedthemooser May 11, 2019