Mike

Participant in the "561 Keeper League", that always gets fleeced in trade deals.

Mike makes bad trades. Mike sucks at fantasy football.

by KingZ6969 September 24, 2024

Aggro Mike

A smol azn gorl who gets very aggro at most things in life. Even though she is very aggro, she is very lovable and caring. She’s also usually the mom friend, hence she gets most things done.

Oooo shit she’s an aggro mike rn.
Aggro mike is gonna snap.

by Aggro mike September 1, 2018

Mike Vick

7 Grams of weed or other drugs

“Yo bro can I come by after work and pick up the Mike Vick?”

by DickieDoThangz January 18, 2022

killer mike

A "rapper" that nobody has every heard of. Stole the album of the year from travis scott.

"who won the album of the year?" "killer mike" "who?"

by Marclover69 March 12, 2024

The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead

"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"

by anonymous December 16, 2021

Butter Mike

A guy that always has a little giz on his penis tip.

Michele: Rob is such a butter Mike he needs to learn to wipe his tip. He zippers are always rusty from the giz.

by Starviolet November 24, 2018

mike ruszczyk

fortnite pro ; prefers girls the age of 15-16 since tinder didn’t work out ; has a foot fetish, likes to be toxic to byronn and esther and enjoys selfies with stuffed toys

mike ruszczyk is behind you!

by Bywo December 9, 2018