Slimey Mike

When you pull your penis out after anal sex and proceed to poke or slap the woman's face with your slimey cock.

My girlfriend was acting out so i gave her a good old slimey mike.

by Hough_Morris April 05, 2021

Mike Rossberg

Is a person that accepts bandar’s “aka” (THICC) requests such as u can succ on my dick

For eg don’t be a mike rossberg Alex

by Eat-ass69 October 28, 2018

Dirty Mike Hammer

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it

Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand

by Goofy1984 July 08, 2024

mike khai elle

The real way to pronounce Michael

Bob: Michael, can you pass me the ketchup
Micheal: it's MIKE KHAI ELLE!!!

by mike khai Elle December 19, 2013

Mike Pence

Mother approved of this urban dictionary post. Only as long as it isn't read by women other than Karen Pence (mother's approved choice of wife), because that would constitute a devilish sin.

Mike Pence asked mother for permission to eat a single cookie and drink a glass of warm milk. Mother approved.

by turdsandwichapprovedbymother November 17, 2022

Mike Duffy

alongside Bernie Madoff and Hilarry Clinton, the human epitome of political corruption in modern Canada

Since I hate corruption, I also hate Mike Duffy as a politician

by Sexydimma November 22, 2016

Mike Duffy

alongside Bernie Madoff, the epitome of political corruption in modern Canada

Since I hate corruption, I also hate Mike Duffy as a politician

by Sexydimma February 12, 2015