matt-the-dummy

The only person on the planet that doesnt understand sarcasim and is kind of crazy. He looks like a panda
Matt-the-dummy: Fuck you!!
Rion: Matt That doesn't go in your eye!
by Mrs.Bloom7 March 12, 2010
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Matt Brash

A famous vet who has his own TV show called zoo vet at large. He does a lot of work at flamingo land zoo. Also he hasa chain of veternary practises through out the country. One of them is in the small village of stamford bridge
"Dude i took my dog to the vets in Stamford bridge"

"That one is owned by Matt Brash that vet who is on zoo vet at large , i watch his shows all the time"

"I know"
by Finnerty November 22, 2009
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Matt Ox

Matthew Oxford Known as matt ox a internet sensation who was seen as a meme but established himself as an all time great by collating with Big Sosa (chief keef) & The great xxxtentacion 😁 Matt ox is making the biggest comeback of the year and is well respected
You know Matt Ox? Yeah He’s a god
by issddd November 23, 2021
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Matt Lissack

You love submitting words to the Urban Dictionary, you're such a Matt Lissack!!
by onthedeck1032 January 24, 2019
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Matt Cry

The biggest dumbass in the visible universe. This nigga is also a pussy and fights smaller niggas,he also puts yellow cake in his blunts and juul. This causes him to act even more retarded and arrogant. He always using excuses to cover his dodo covered tracks.
Nigga 2 is bullying and trying to fight a 2 month year old infant for his 200th cousin accidentally bumping into him in a crowded hallway
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*
by Dawndolphin May 18, 2018
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Matt Dillon

Matt Dillon is the finest living thing on this Earth. Possibly hotter than Ralph macchio. Starring in the movie outsiders text and rumblefish. HE IS SO FINE
Girl 1 "I want Matt Dillon!"
Girl 2 "no he's mine!"
Girl 3 " no he's MINE
Every girl in the world "NO HE'S MINE"
by Widdle sticks May 21, 2024
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Matt Kirk

That guy is such a Matt Kirk
by blackhammer9555 March 23, 2022
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