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Mark ass

A weak or trifling ass person; labeled as a "mark" indicating they're vulnerable to getting rocked. Just an all-around trick.
"Man fuck them mark ass bitches"

"Navid? That mark ain't worth half a shit don't worry about him"
by Antisocial_boi_69 April 3, 2022
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Schrödinger's Mark

Schrödinger's Mark is a situation that refers to a student who feels a lack of confidence, such that they are too ashamed to check their mark; choosing instead to live in a state of artificial emotional neutrality - thinking that their mark is both good and bad - as opposed to taking a gamble and having their next few days be either miserable or joyful.

This is similar to the quantum-physics theory known as Schrödinger's cat, whereby until the box is opened (or, in this case, when the student checks their mark); it is not known whether or not the cat is alive or dead - or, in this case, whether or not the mark is one which the student would be happy or unhappy with.

To conclude, by choosing not to check what mark was achieved, the student can live in the aforementioned state of ignorant emotional neutrality.
Student 1: "Shit man, I don't think I did too well on that test"
Student 2: "Damn, you gonna check your mark?"
Student 1: "Nah bro, no way. I don't want my day ruined. Even if I somehow did well, I don't want to take that chance"
Student 2: "Well shit, real Schrödinger's Mark situation, ain't it?"
by dumberthanithink March 17, 2023
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Fuck mark

Any place on your body where you receive a hickey.
Me: Doctor, that fuck mark on my neck really hurts! Please get rid of it!
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
by ManiacBrainiac7500 January 11, 2023
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Mark

Mark is a cool, caring and a nice person, they might be the same as their friend or best friend, if you have a friend named mark, he might be the same as your humor and shit! He might have anger issues, but theyre haliarious! Everybody likes them and hes pretty energetic.
- i met mark yesterday, it was a haliairous day!
by Am in your closet June 15, 2022
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The Mark Effect

The Mark Effect (n.)
The psychological phenomenon in which an individual with little to no offline grounding begins to place disproportionate importance on online achievements, perceiving them as markers of superiority. Over time, this distorted valuation erodes their sense of reality, leading to an inability to distinguish between their digital persona and their real-life self.
X- Wow I'm ultimate champion in X(video game) you're so !&$#@#% bad compared to me, I also have so much more money and talent then you will EVER have.... You are useless... I'm also going to stalk and harass you till the end of times and nothing bad will happen to me because of it

Y- Dude I think you need to log off... you seem to be suffering from "The Mark Effect"
by Internet realist August 29, 2025
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Concreter Mark West

When a short bald man marries a more attractive tallwr women and starts a family.
I saw a bloke at Wattle Grove pub with a more attractive taller women. I asked him "are you doing a Concreter Mark West", he replied "ahhhhhh yeeeeep"
by Matt Martin ah yep October 29, 2020
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Mark Sage

When you run out of ky jelly and substitute sage oil and drive down the highway jerking off.
I did a mark sage since I couldn’t jack off in the bathroom at work.
by Kw69420 April 10, 2022
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