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Sigma Male

It is what every male who listens to Andrew Tate thinks he is. A Sigma Male is one who thinks he is higher then everyone else.
I'm the sigma male yall just got mogged
by Bersabel July 1, 2024
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Asbestos Male

A male who is far superior to any other in the hierarchy. Dominates alphas as if they were omegas, all the while consuming massive amounts of asbestos through their mouths and other orifices. Asbestos males typically give off a visible green aura with a masculine and primal odor. Insanely attractive, nearly irresistible to emo girls.
Beta: Wow he's so fucling cool and his dick is huge he must be an asbestos male
Other beta: shut up faggot
by Jijjy mund sloop June 24, 2024
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Male

1: OMG that person just rammed into that car
2: Must be a male
1: Yep, sure is
by Viv777 February 18, 2022
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Alpha Male

"Alpha males don't play Fortnite. Alpha males read the Bible."
by muhnamjeff22 June 23, 2024
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Beta-Male

Someone who is incapable of attaining sufficient self-esteem
Spencer your a beta-male
by Omegaalollus February 15, 2020
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Beta male

A man who sits on his girlfriends lap
Cohen Allen is a beta male
by N88 June 7, 2023
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Male Canon Event

Events that will happen in every man’s life at some point.
Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional

>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025
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