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Get the Lil $imme mug.A rapper from Florida who blew up in early 2017 with songs like “D Rose” and “Flex like ouu”. Lil pump songs are typically a quick hook containing the name of the song, followed up by a quick 8 bar verse about how he pops pills and fucks your sister, and then he repeats the song title 45 more times. His music is decent for when your high as fuck and just listening to the beat, but if your sober and listening to the lyrics you might want to gouge your own eyes out. His most popular phrase is esketit. And he even has a song with that title.
Isaiah: you like lil pump?
Demarcus: nah that nigga trash
*3 backwoods later*
Demarcus: ESKETITTTTTTTTTTT
Demarcus: nah that nigga trash
*3 backwoods later*
Demarcus: ESKETITTTTTTTTTTT
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Get the lil tay mug.A X-SoundCloud rapper who dropped out of Harvard to become a full-time trap rapper. He is known for saying “ESSKEETIT,” which is a combination of the three words “lets”, “get” and “it.” Many would say he is a “mumble rapper.” But honestly who gives a fuck. Many would say he is stupid, but I’d honestly like to see them haters make it to Harvard. He is part of “Gucci Gang,” a gang known for wearing expensive clothing.
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Sample verse:
Lil Cunt boss, finna get richer, i fuck a bitch, then i fuck your sister, Pull up in a rari, autistic as shit, naruto run the school, how lil cunt pulls the bitch, I jerk off to sonic OOH! Naruto run my whole high school, pop on a xan and a bitch wants to fuck, when I was born doctor told my mom good luck! Pull up in a new lambo coupe, my mom bought it for me feels bad i have no friends in school
I got megablox all in my drawers, sit in the autism doctors waiting room sucking megabloks like whores, Damn I cant play no legos ooh, I jerked off to sonic right in school, ayy kids in school think im so cool, lil cunt got the bitches in the pool, damn lil cunt get some ass, lil cunt naruto runs thru the grass, AYY my mom told me never smoke weed, It interferes with the medicine I need, my mom mixes me dirty sprite yeah, antipsychotics and moodstabilizers make me bright ooh!
Lil Cunt boss, finna get richer, i fuck a bitch, then i fuck your sister, Pull up in a rari, autistic as shit, naruto run the school, how lil cunt pulls the bitch, I jerk off to sonic OOH! Naruto run my whole high school, pop on a xan and a bitch wants to fuck, when I was born doctor told my mom good luck! Pull up in a new lambo coupe, my mom bought it for me feels bad i have no friends in school
I got megablox all in my drawers, sit in the autism doctors waiting room sucking megabloks like whores, Damn I cant play no legos ooh, I jerked off to sonic right in school, ayy kids in school think im so cool, lil cunt got the bitches in the pool, damn lil cunt get some ass, lil cunt naruto runs thru the grass, AYY my mom told me never smoke weed, It interferes with the medicine I need, my mom mixes me dirty sprite yeah, antipsychotics and moodstabilizers make me bright ooh!
by swerty gert February 11, 2019
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