Jordan

Jordan is a fat little annoying 30 year old red head that has no ankles

Jordan needs new ankles

by anonymous January 24, 2022

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A girl who prefers to be in the air conditioning while in sweatpants and a thick hoodie never taking it off unless she is completely alone or in her Batcave. Is a total weeb and only comes out when there is some food. Makes vine jokes

Hey, Jordan come out of your Batcave I have a snake for you. * Sudden footsteps*
Jordan: I smell pennies.

by DarkBlossomFox April 17, 2023

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Jordan is nothing short of amazing. He's smart, and plays sports. He really cute and has such a friendly and kind personality which is why he's is so popular. If you find yourself a Jordan then keep him.

Look at that dude over there, he's a Jordan.
I wish I was smart like jordan.
You see that cute guy over there, he's a Jordan

by Therealdefiner101 October 13, 2019

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jordan guidotti

a guy that has a massive penis and will give the best backshots

have you went to jordan guidotti house yet i cant walk for 2 weeks now

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024

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ugly ass, Little Bill head ass nigga with chicken legs, commonly known as L

Person A: Aye man, you seen that guy?
Person B: Yeah, didn't he have a cancelled Nick Jr. Show
Person A: Oh, that's a Jordan, we see him a lot near trash cans

by THasseekid1213 April 10, 2019

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