credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025

Union Card

When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.

My dick is shaped like a coffee stirrer, better get my union card ready.

by Teamster954 March 26, 2021

Card Only

When you go shopping most shops are now card only

James : Welcome to the shop

Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch

by Saw The Ride November 23, 2021

cards

A lovely volumptuous beast of a man, usually found in stockrooms grooming workers, lives with his mother at the age of 30, also is a complete virgin.

U know that Cards guy, he is a complete fat virgin

by husdifaoghuitgfh;gbrtiyghsdfix December 23, 2023

5-card thud

When you are dealt a great hand in poker, and you feel your heart thud as a consequence, whereby you must keep calm to give a good poker face and play effectively thereafter.

Guy's thoughts: "Don't look suspicious. I hope nobody could tell that I just had a 5-card thud there."

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Trump Card

A secret advantage you have that when used, will get you what you want or need.

Mike's boss refused to promote him, so Mike played his trump card. He had a collection of recordings of the boss demanding sexual favors from female employees which would be sent to HR unless he was given the promotion.

by TommyNoleBuc July 17, 2023

alabama credit card

6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)

We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.

by cabinjohn July 4, 2016