Squid pants

A smelly crotch area that suction cups to any penis it can get ahold of!

That girl Ashliegh's squid pants keep dragging ever guy in this bar to the bottom of the ocean.

by Bazemorerized July 8, 2016

Pussy Pants

Literally the best things ever!! Basically vagina shaped pants that were featured in Janelle Monae's music video.

I have the best boyfriend ever!! Last week he bought me pussy pants!

by Cyoochi January 24, 2019

Love pants

Pants that are comfortable and make you sexually active

Wearing my love pants

by 5555two May 14, 2017

Humfrey Pants

A fictional character invented and put in the yearbook who has his own Myspace and Facebook accounts.

An obese teenage boy who is socially awkward and looks like his grandmother dresses him. Oftentimes, he lives with his grandmother, and his live revolves around her, even though she hates him.

Kid #1: You see that guy over there?
Kid #2: Yeah, I talked to him once. He's weird.
Kid #1: It looks like his grandma dresses him.
Kid #2: Duh, he's a Humfrey Pants.
Kid #1: Oh, that makes sense.

by Gotta Luv It November 22, 2009

Half Pants

Sweat pants that only reach halfway down your leg.

Girl 1- She had a camel toe in her half pants.
Girl 2- Yeah she did.

by lollllllllllllllll April 3, 2010

Pants Cub

A slight bulge in a mans pant, which is to small to be called a pants bear

While Josh has a Pants Bear, Jeff being smaller, has only a Pants Cub.

by dykemaj March 12, 2009

Headache in pants

Another name for a boner.

I looked at her and got a headache in pants.

by breakingher December 12, 2012