Mason Hood

When your foreskin gets caught in a fatass belly button

DAYUM, MY FORESKIN GOT SUCKED VACCUM STYLE, CALL IT MASON HOOD

by (Bi)cycle rider June 30, 2024

robbin' the 'hood

What da famed Earl-of-Huntingdon-turned-outlaw character partially stopped da evil Prince John and Sheriff of Nottingham from doing

When King Richard returned from da Crusades, he told da Band Of Merry Men dat although he didn't entirely approve of their methods of counteracting government corruption, he knew dat his own stuffy "high-toned, high-society" colleagues had been "robbin' the 'hood" themselves --- and to a much greater degree than said rebels had done, and with merely self-serving intent --- and so he granted each and every one of said honorable bandits a free and complete pardon.

by QuacksO March 5, 2024

tight in the clitoral hood

When two females are either in a sexual relationship or have sex from time to time but are not in a relationship.

Leah: “Are those two in a relationship?”
Sam: “No, but I think they’re tight in the clitoral hood, if you get me”

by Roro.2 September 11, 2025

Hood FriendShip Story

A snapchat story where people explain how them and old friends met eachother

Add me to your hood friendship story

by Hsnsban February 24, 2020

woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

Hood Hottie

A black male or female, that is from the hood, who is drop dead gorgeous.

*enters a room*

Tyree: Damn, who is that? He look good!

Bryson: That’s that nigga Stacy from Palmwood Dr. He a hot one !

Tyree: yeah I agree. He a hood hottie !

by OGBlackPStone November 22, 2021

the Hood

the neighborhood in a city where your bike will get stolen in less than 5 minutes if left unattended.

-My nigga Tyrone! Where have you been all day?
-Selling weed in the hood my nigga.

by SayingNiggerIsRacist February 27, 2020