It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

Fun and iced

Something that is a thrilling fun activity and or thing.

Let’s go do something fun and iced

by funandiced May 28, 2022

Community Fun Dip

This means someone who gets around.

You are such community fun dip.
Look at the community fun dip go.
There is the town community fun dip.

by PixiesRealm June 25, 2023

Knotty Fun

A Disgusting Animation on Newgrounds that shows a female wolf penetrating or impregnating herself with a vibrator.

Person 1: Hey there, what's your favorite animation?
Person 2: Knotty Fun
Person 1: Ok, i will watch it and see what it is about!

by SomeRandomGuy345 June 11, 2021

fun dip

You totally then take the sticks and stick them out of your mouth and have a mkni sword fight with someone, preferably of the opposite sex.

yo babe do you want to fun dip with me in the living room?

by You're*** October 31, 2019

Fun

Popping Presecco In The Park!

Fun was very much had on the day!

by Parkroyalty May 5, 2015

happy fappy fun time

The instance in which you masturbate and are laughing uncontrollably. Usually involving up to 10-15 people male or female.

Last Friday was a straight up Happy Fappy Fun Time

by mrbigpapa123456 March 25, 2016