Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020

half-familied

Being a single parent

Nicole doesn't have anyone else she lives with to help her out with her kids, so she is only half-familied.

by techyartsyman52 May 11, 2023

When I Catch YOu Nigga sSLipping, I Will Murder Your Family

When I Catch YOu Nigga sSLipping, I Will Murder Your Family

When I Catch YOu Nigga sSLipping, I Will Murder Your Family

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

scotch family day

girls turn up to see boys even tho the boys couldnt care less if they are there.

on snap chat
'hey are you at the scotch family day'
'yeah'
'can i see you?'
*read 5 mins ago*

by 666thedevil October 16, 2018

washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

My family and sorority

Those bitches are washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

family

something you don't have.
father: left for the milk
mother: too fat to fit on this planet, can make things appear from thin air
step bro/uncle: sussy bakas
siblings: worst form of humans to ever be paired up

person: aww, what a cute child! where is your family?
orphanage manager: ._.

by k1dn4m3df1ng3r December 29, 2022

Family Guy

A god awful shitty unfunny show that is a dead horse being beaten by Fox when it wasn’t even ever good in the first place.

I wish they just cancel that shitty show Family Guy

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022