family guy

a stupid simpsons knock-off thats made by fox, and has a sadistic father named peter.

fox sucks

bob: family guy sucks

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 26, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Killed my whole family

A phrase that is the equivalent of "aw shucks" or "darn"
(Credit to Sam Riegel on Critical Role)

"Nope, don't have the money right now; I've killed my whole family, I'll get it to you next week."

by Beedle_Juize November 10, 2022

Barr Family

The Barr crime family (pronounced buh-are) is an Italian-American Mafia crime family that dominate organized crime activities in Ohio, and have friends in many other states in the United States, within the nationwide criminal phenomenon known as the American Mafia. The group, which still has their first boss in charge, is named after the boss who goes by 'Cap', who has been boss of the family, which was founded in 2016. The group's operations go from New York, Florida, and California, but the main place is Ohio. Its illicit activities include distribution, racketeering, gambling, loansharking, extortion, money laundering, prostitution, fraud, bookmaking, and fencing.

The boss who guys by 'Cap' and capo who goes by 'Fatty J', both play Playstation, to find new members.

Jimmy - Hey.. Did you talk to those weird guys last night?

Tyler - Uhh you mean the "Mob" guys, the ones saying they are in the "Barr Family"?

Jimmy - Yeah... What the f**k is that? They play PS4. Lol no way they are actually real! I think I pissed them off too.

Tyler - Yeah, what idiots!

(Knock at the door)

Jimmy - Be right back, someonee at the door.

(This might be a joke and it might not be...)

by Anonymous5726 May 7, 2022

hood family

When your fam isn't the best, so you make your friends your family.

I chill with my hood family because the rest of my fam is deadbeat.

by FerretsAndSnow April 5, 2017

Family reunion for Missourians

The one place where you can meet up with people you’ve fucked and find out you’re related

Man I had a family reunion and found out that hot girl I fucked was my cousin and that’s the typical family reunion for Missourians

by HUFFHUFF74 December 1, 2018

Doorman Family

quite possibly the most batshit insane family ever conceived for an animated web series. originating from GLITCH Production's Murder Drones, the family consists of 3 main members:

Uzi Doorman: mentally unstable edgy teenager with a knack for powerful technology. also kinda killed god.

Khan Doorman: Father and namesake of the family, builds amazing doors but is quite possibly one of the worst fathers ever.

Nori Doorman: Mother of Uzi, was presumed dead for years until her core was found by N in the mines beneath Cabin Fever Labs. Tod Khan to build the doors and warned of the Murder Drone's imminent arrival. also, somehow even after being missing for robo-god knows how long, is a slightly better parent than Khan.

Drone 1: Yo, did you see that Doorman kid?
Drone 2: yea, she's lost it.
Drone 1: i mean, doesn't help her dad's a piece of shit.
Drone 2: That Doorman Family is wack.

by CoffeeCrashedtheFirst December 10, 2024