Ethan is a genuinely nice friend and anyone would be lucky to of met him. His smile brings more smiles to the table after a long day of stress, his personality is of just pure honesty and kindness (although if something is pissing him off then he'll defend himself lol). If you meet this Ethan, he will guarantee at least give you some sort of happiness in life.
by Charlie the banana May 05, 2024
A real ass dude that would fuck the shit outta u one second and ride or die for you the next. A real catch if you come across this guy don't let em slip away.
"Who is that nigga?" "That's Ethan"
by Realbigger February 24, 2021
Someone who is really outgoing and full of energy, very playful, and lovable! His heart is so pure he will make you fall in love with him, LITERALLY. Sometimes he can be very harsh but, at the end of the day his feeling for you are real. He’s probably one of the most gorgeous and handsome men I’ve ever laid my eyes on, I can’t take my eyes off him..there is really no word to describe this man..he’s beyond wonderful 💖
by Mexicanpotato71 June 27, 2023
Ethan is skinnier than a stick but eats things the size of a whale or two commercial cola-cola trucks stacked on top of each other. Instead of getting a vacuum cleaner, I get an Ethan because he eats everything and stays the size of a portable microwave. his face is shaped like a snail's eye and his eyebrows are like vertical ssbu stages. he calls himself the Catmaster and claims he could fit in a cat cage and honestly, he's older than me by two years and he brags that he's one inch taller than me - I mean, of course, this guy thinks height is everything when he's built like a stick.
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
by Queen_of_Nothing March 08, 2022
A whiny little bitch, who doesn't know the jack shit about anything, but jerking off. He is, and will die a virgin, and has a penis the size of a Lego piece. If you so much as touch an Ethan, he will scream at you in a furious rage, crying and accusing you in any way possible. When in the rage, they somehow manage to summon the strength to chuck full sized live horse. An Ethan weighs 300 pounds and never works out and only eats chick-fil-a. Either that, or at the age of 34 is only three feet tall, and weighs 90 pounds. He has also has found a way to suck his own dick, and does it all day, and lives in his parent's attic, because his other siblings have already occupied the basement. At least it's better than a cardboard box! An Ethan has an unbelievable collection of useless and pointless talents, such as playing video games, and identifying and type of part in a dollar bill. He is also extremely ugly, and smells worse than shit, and only has a couple teeth remaining in his head. He also has a head the size of a beach ball, but his face is as big as ping-pong ball.
by TheAnkleKicker December 14, 2017