Ethan

A person that can’t finish a statement, rely on hiding in groups and get made fun behind his back by his friends and family if you met one use Him and abuse him because at the end of his day he come home to see his wife or girlfriend getting smashed by her boyfriends
That boy ethan sure is funny I wonder what he thinking about
by Biggestkikever April 30, 2022
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The simplest fucking retard, openly spouts words at self and can’t think, u hear him make notes to relocate.. he drops the female interest in 3 post.. and stretches Out for fake people, call em if u need a ride he sometime clicks but never connects permanently, his past life just said let dump him and forget…
That boy Ethan is true open door.. u can swing him and he openly think he can withstand a 980 strike punch… this child loses popularity in 4 post

Ladies don’t ever consider him wise he slurs words and can’t process simple shit
by Biggestkikever April 12, 2023
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Ethan Is A very handsome man normally with a 31 inch penis and a gay friend called Nathan
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A kid who doesn't take showers and stinks like poop! I can't stand him he stinks so bad
Friend: Ethan sticks like poop

Other friend: yes he does!
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Ethan is your bestfriend. He acts like a child a lot and he needs someone to always look out for him, but this relationship is not always one way. He is a great friend and is always there when it truly matters. He can be selfish at times, but he always looks out for what's best for you. He is a caring individual that annoys the crap out of you sometimes but you eventually see that it's just love. He will never leave your side even in your darkest hour. He doesn't act like it on the surface, but he is actually very caring and sometimes sensitive. He is, most importantly, upfront. He likes to be direct. He'll always tell you the truth. He can sometimes be unreliable, but it's just because he can be clueless at times, but you should always remember that he actually cares.
"Of course Ethan didn't answer my call!"

"Ethan makes me so mad!"
"Ethan's still my bestfriend."

"Ethan, clean your room! or I'm going to tell your mom you don't eat salad in college!"
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Ethan is a keen explorer of life, he don't want to waste a single second. He spends most of my day planning ahead for his future while trying to stay on top of his physical and mental game. He's a well rounded guy, who is open to learning many things and is skill-full in many fields. He is also very aware of his surroundings, making me fit for a work environment.
Ethan is so grounded.
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