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douche bag

1. A combination of water and vinegar used for vaginal flushing.
2. Slang for a person (most generally a male)with the most abhorrent and annoying personal charateristics. Douchebags may possibly play rap loud music with their car windows down, wear oversized and sagging or ripped jeans, wear collars up, and wears sideways hats. Douchebags typically have low self-esteem (although appear to have an inflated ego), low IQ (alhtough think they know everything), and small penises (though are constantly talking about how large their's are). Douchbags attempt compensate for their shortcomings by their choice of vehicle. They may drive lowriders, suped-up japanese compact sedans (like in The Fast and the Furious), crotch-rockets, or lifted trucks. The demographic profile of the typical douchbag is an upper-middle class white male in his late teens to early 30s, unmarried with no children and still living at home with his parents and in a college dorm. He may hold a series of low-paying jobs and/or attend community college or a university, where he maintains a low grade point average and quite possibly is in a fraternity and/or is a "student/athlete."
by Matkauz December 14, 2008
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douche donut

A donut filled with douche chunks.
Tommy ate a douche donut last night for dinner.
by Jordan Simning November 11, 2006
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Douche Canoe

The worst kid of douche imaginable.

This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.
1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars?
2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers.
3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.
by Stigmata. September 20, 2008
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Douche-core

variations of music derived from hardcore punk that display qualities of which anything close to a hardcore ethos is derived such as crappy club music in lieu of a breakdown and or band members resembling the cast of jersey shore and a lyrical content similar to the my new haircut skits
1-hey what are you doing tonight, man?
2-going to see abandon all ships, and gonna down some jagerbombs and heineken. got any hair gel?
1-that is so douche-core.
by BoogieBoardBuddha July 14, 2010
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WoW-Douche

1.An MMORPG player that compares every aspect of new MMO's to World of Warcraft.

2.Any moron that inappropriately uses MMO or WoW terminology in casual conversation with normal people.

3.The naked toon dancing on the bank/auction counter in World of Warcraft.
"We would invite Sam to Play Diablo 3,but he's a complete WoW-Douche."
by MrBaldNBad February 9, 2010
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Douche Smolt

A young person or kid who is acting like a complete and utter douche bag. A play on salmon smolt which spawn and swim out to sea- a douche smolt spawns and migrates to where it can be the most douchey, around older douche bags.
That little kid is a pathetic douche smolt. Look how he migrates toward all those big groups of douche bags.
by The_JDH July 24, 2009
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croca-douche

(krok-uh-doosh) -noun

Person wearing Crocs sandals and has an unnatural ability to offend everyone in their vicinity. Socks, popped collar and armband are optional and add to the level of douchebaggery.
Methinks I'll sharpen a stir-stick and jab it into Croca-douche's ear canal.
by abbycat0 June 19, 2009
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