Dark wizard

When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.

Dude I had to kick joey out last night, I knew he was gonna dark wizard in my room again.

by Nesthiq April 4, 2020

Kirklyn dark

A fun loving, silly girl. She’s always there for you when you need her and will be by your side no matter what. She’s not too popular but you learn to love her. She’s very emotional

Have you met Kirklyn dark? She’s amazing!

by Kirkyyy April 10, 2020

Dark simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women, but using manipulative tactics in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

He's using his dead grandma as an excuse to get this girl's attention. He's a dark Simp.

I'm dark simping this girl by making her feel bad for me.

by ThedutchTpro April 24, 2020

Dark Fun

Another way of referring to having sex

Come to my house at 8 o'clock, I wanna have some dark fun with you; make sure to bring some condoms.

by Sostoyaniyegoje November 20, 2020

Dark Angel

An angel that wants you to fuck their best friends mother as hard as you can, leaving cum everywhere.

Fuckkkk, ahhhh im not sorry for this. The dark angel told me to fuck you.

by Walletinspector November 21, 2020

Dumpin in the Dark

When you are taking a massive dump and the power goes out while you are taking the shit.

Ya man, that storm last night had me Dumpin in the Dark.

by ls.iop November 25, 2020

Darkness

Night time

Your in eternal darkness

by RedDreams February 11, 2020