Clam Bake

When someone with a vagina uses a bong as a dildo.

I like a good ol’ Boston Steamer.

I don’t, but I enjoy a clam bake.

by uglyhot November 29, 2022

clam manure

White substance leaving the vagina.

I fucked Sara last night and got clam manure all over me.

by D clam bake November 13, 2017

clam between the ham

The view of a woman's vagina between her ass cheeks when she is bent over.

When my wife bent over naked, I could see the clam between the ham.

by NP23 June 10, 2016

Clam Slam

When a female video game character in a game such as Overwatch or COD kills you and then proceeds to do a "tea bag" motion over your dead body. Basically a sign of disrespect just like regular tea bagging, just with a girl character.

Tracer killed me and repeatedly clam-slammed me.
DVA clam slammed me and I liked it

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 30, 2021

Clam slam

The female version of teabaging ones face

" I clam slammed the fuck outta him"

by Mrcheeckybum March 9, 2024

Bearded Clam

Vagina

She has a killer bearded clam.

by Freaky Frankie May 5, 2021

Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020