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Clam Stamping

Clam Stamping is when you don’t see in the middle of the night and sit on your toilet only to find out the cover was on it, leaving a lil bit of clam juice on your seat cover
Jennifer: hey girl, your seat cover has some crustier on it, looks suspiciously vaginal shaped?

Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat

Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!
by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023
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Chespeake bay clam chowder

A woman has diarrhea on a man, puts the white part up his ass, and does a white poop on her chest.
My cousin gave me an Chespeake bay clam chowder.
by Thegamerblocky June 4, 2023
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Clam bake

When one woman releases flatulence on another woman's crotch. ie. The residual heat baking her clam.
So my girlfriend and I were scissoring when she farted and gave me a clam bake
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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Ye olde clam house

Veteran franciscans know one of the best places to get the best seafood in the city is. Ye olde clam house on bayshore blvd near 3rd Street and just a stones throw from the alameny off ramp from 101.
Ye olde clam house is a wonderful place to eat but if you're in the city and you don't have a car you could hop a Muni #9 San Bruno and it might take awhile but you'd eventually get there and it's definitely worth it!
by 4realazitgits April 16, 2021
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Steamed Clams

When the roast in your oven is ruined and smoke ends up coming out of your oven.
"Oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! MMMMMM steamed clams"
by MrLoser74 August 31, 2023
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Clam Boil

The Clam Boil is when a woman's vaginal area sweats under high tension situations. The equivalent of swat , or, "sweaty twat", and closely related to the condition of swalls for men.
Spandex was a bad choice; I'm hosting a clam boil in my pants
by The Ever Empowering Dildo September 6, 2013
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Canadian Clam Chowder

That act when you shove snow up your girl's pussy and you fuck until you start cumming.
We had the best Canadian Clam Chowder of all time, he couldn't even stop moaning.
by nasty nsfw July 3, 2021
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