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Newton's Car Wash

When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.
You: Oh no... all out of toilet paper. The best thing I can hope for is a Newton's car wash.
by mreman91 November 20, 2010
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Californian clown car

Basically an orgy in a small car on a bumpy road going exactly 32.5mph(52.3kph)
"dude we should organize a Californian clown car"
"Naw we don't know enough girls, it'd be pretty gay"
by @werd_the_weirdo July 31, 2018
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Hobo Car Wash

When u cum on the windshield of ur car
"Dude, some prostitute made me get a hobo car wash!"
by Philip Swift July 14, 2019
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forced car reproduction

Forced car reproduction occurs when two people of opposite genders get into a head on car accident, and because they were not wearing seat belts, fly through the windshield. When they collide in the air, their reproductive organs are inserted into each other. As a result of this, combined with the sexiness of the woman, the man ejaculates, impregnating the woman. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a newborn baby.
Matthew: Did you hear about Stacy?

Antonio: Yeah, she had a kid because of forced car reproduction.
by BobMcBobbington June 1, 2014
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Jamaican Car Wash

Act of driving one's car into a rain storm, smoking a joint, and shampooing one's car. Bonus points for listening to bob marley or aer.
Tim: Did you hear that storm last night? I about shit my pants from the thunder and lightning.
Kevin: Actually I took out my 64 dodge drango with a scoop of the half I just picked and had myself a good ol' Jamaican Car Wash. Denise from middle school even came out , it was wild bro and my whip has never been so clean!;)
Tim: Word
by thetaco2 June 9, 2018
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Uptown Motors Car

A car that is so shitty that only those with extremely poor credit, limited cash or lacking in basic English skills would attempt to buy this car. Sold by the man himself, who is a tall, heavyset Italian from South Jersey, who enjoys affecting a “Tony Soprano” like accent, and saying, “fuhgehddabout it!” This dealer has been known to start cars that have poor starting systems up to thirty minutes prior to the arrival time of the prospective buyer, in an attempt to make them think the car is in excellent condition, and therefore hiding the true problem that lurks within, which is that this car, like so many others before it, is a big piece of crap.
Marty was fucked, as he had recently purchased an Uptown Motors car.

Jamie attempted to start the car one morning, only to have rusty radiator water pour out from underneath. It was then that she realized the true meaning of an Uptown Motors car.
by fraud fighter May 17, 2011
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car wash professional

This is a highly skilled person in the workplace that has many skills including being able to wash a car.
wow i just got a Harvard student that has studied car wash professionalism!
by skoooot shooooot March 25, 2019
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