bread

a totAL GOD AT LIFE; THE PERFECT SUBSTANCE TO KEEP YOUR BODY ALIVE. make sure to drink your freaking bread.

hobo on the street: i need a sip of my freaking bread boi
jimmy: dies

by eggs47bigboi February 9, 2020

Cheese bread

The real mans grilled cheese

Last night Jaden made some cheese bread and his sister made grilled cheese

by Mr.5’12 February 23, 2020

Choking On Bread

Having more money than you know what to do with.

Just got my paycheck, I'm really choking on bread

by selkirksss February 29, 2020

Bread

Short for Bro Head,
A non-homosexual act in which a bro needs head since his girl isn’t putting out so he gets it from his bro.

Bro 1: Hey bro my girls not putting out and I haven’t gotten head in days

Bro 2: Dw bro I gotcha. I’ll give you bread, but no homo alright?

Bro 1: course bro, just bread.

by Annexis March 2, 2020

Poppin bread

A euphemism for someone currently experiencing a yeast infection.

"Bro, did you hook up with Casey last night?"
"Nah man, we couldn't, she was poppin bread bro."

by Crash2222 May 2, 2020

Bread

A matter in which it’s best form is with a circle-shaped hole, placed on a cats forehead. For your enlightenment and the cats pure annoyance, frustration and disoriented state.

“Haha, bro did you see the video of cat with bread on its head?? It’s so funny.”

by Ethan Draws May 3, 2020

Ned Bread

A loaf of bread, But mixed with Nutella. Not to be confused with Nutella on toast.

I want Ned Bread so bad right now!!!

by Kolor4ever June 10, 2020